TMZ/YouTube
TMZ/YouTube

 

Kanye West is one of the best Hip-Hop artists of all time. His new rap though… Not so good.

It was revealed today that Kanye sent Frank Ocean a poem about McDonald’s via text message.

Why? Nobody knows. I think it has something to do with this activity…

 

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metromix/YouTube

 

Check out the poem below…

 

McDonalds man
McDonalds man
The French fries had a plan
The French fries had a plan
The salad bar and the ketchup made a band
Cus the French fries had a plan
The French fries had a plan

 

McDonalds man
McDonalds
I know them French fries have a plan
I know them French fries have a plan
The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band
To overthrow the French fries plan
I always knew them French fries was evil man
Smelling all good and s**t
I don’t trust no food that smells that good man
I don’t trust it
I just can’t

 

McDonalds man
McDonalds man
McDonalds, damn
Them French fries look good tho
I knew the diet Coke was jealous of the fries
I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries
Even the McRib was jealous of the fries
I could see it through his artificial meat eyes
And he only be there some of the time
Everybody was jealous of them French fries
Except for that one special guy
That smooth apple pie

 

Tyler

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